Adventure Game

Where is the trap door located?

There was a glass door, break through that with the knife.

{For Amy}

Amy "The trap door was in the floor. The way I came in."

{Looking at the glass door, I quickly pull out the butterfly knife and smack it. However, when I hit the glass it cracks for a brief moment and repairs itself! o.o No fair! Even the pipe wrench fairs no better...

Blood's up to my ankles now...it's kinda warm.}

................ oh balls....................... can I see through the glass? o_O;;
Is the door to the left the glass door? xD;

well Terry you are such a dumb ass you need me to control you so you don't end up killing yourse-..... never mind just get across that bridge to find out what in the hell is going on.

{For Amy}

Amy "The door is the glass door, sadly. On the other side I can see a hallway that has a bust in it. Ya know, the big rock statue thingies."

{It's up to my knees now. Heck, morbidity aside, I could take a bath in this stuff it's so warm.}



{For Terry}

Terry "Piss off! Do you want to PLAY Adventure Game, or do you want to READ me do everything and devoid the purpose of this?"

{Well, I step across the bridge and see that on the left corridor in the castle there's an armory, and to the right there's a Victorian-era living room}

I want you to stop making stupid decisions and stop insulting me!

go to the left.

{For Terry}

{I walk left into the armory. There's a bunch of large suits of armor in here; way too big for me to wear, that's for sure. On the wall across from me there's weapons that are massively large. Mostly oversized broadswords and maces.}

Terry "Marukaite chukyuu, marukaite chukyuu, marukaite chukyuu boku Terry-ssu!"

{...this place is kinda drag aside from that stuff though. There's a door to the right at least.}

go to the right before they come to life and chop you in half.

{For Terry}

{I walk over to the door and F*** me the two suits standing in front of it cross blades and won't let me through. Looking around, it doesn't LOOK like the other suits are alive and these swords are actually stone and blunt, but they're heavy as hell and I can't get through they're so big.}

Terry "Peachy."

go back to the armory.

{For Terry}

Terry "We're still in the armory, but I'll head to the fork if that's what ye mean."

[Go left (armory)]
[go right (unknown)]

go right...

{For Terry}

{I go right and walk into the living room. It's a classy Victorian-era style lounge with all those fancy wood carvings in the chairs and fancy...shit. There appears to be a bit of a mess in the corner since there's a strange purple liquid that's too thick to be juice on the floor. Looks like it's moving, too.}

[Things of interest]
Tinderbox
Purple liquid
Couches

...... amnesia vibe...

{For Terry}

Terry "...So dad told me that he used to watch this show My Little Ponies: Friendship is Magic. Is it ironic that show has some reaaaaally creepy moments? I swear that Pinkie Pie gal was ready to go on a bipolar murderous rampage..."

take the tinder box and fallow the liquid.

{For Terry}

{I snatch the tinderbox and look at the liquid. When I stare at it, there's a reflection...but it's not me. It looks like my girlfriend Amy standing in a pool of blood. Wait, she told me about this story last month. Looks like she's enjoying herself too much in all that... then the image disappears and I see what appears to be me...moving the swords from the armor with a diamond?

A door appears to my left shows up. Strange...just what is this crap?}

through the door.

{For Terry}

{Stepping though the door, there's a sudden pitch black darkness unlike anything I've ever seen...it's...unnatural. As if it's a dense fog rather than pure darkness. How peculiar...

Suddenly, as I step through, I arrive on the main floor of a casino stage. What the...there's a girl about nineteen years old on the main stage wearing a purple scarf and a bloody white tee shirt...and a guy maybe a year younger wearing a black hat and a black trench coat.}

Terry "Holy sh...MOM?! DAD?!"

{Well, I came real close to yelling that. Quickly I run through the crowd as the girl fights a man who pulls out a pistol and rummage a nearby dustbin and see a newspaper.}

Terry "What the...this is the year 2011?!"

{No denying it, I'm back in time! I look for the door I came in and it's gone...Looking at the stage, there's a dark rift starting to form around the stage, and it's taking in my folks! Rashly I run to the stage and get pulled into the strange rift. It's strange...the world around is color negative, as in the whole damn place is white. Mom and dad are standing there with a snake guy wearing military style combat clothing with a black bandanna and metal shin guards. They're standing in front of a guy in a white suit who is slowly turning into a demonic shadow}

Shadow Suit "And now, mortals, you shall all come with me; surrender your souls now and your deaths shall be swift. All four of you."

Snake "Four of us?"

{Yipes...they're all staring at me. Even the shadow demon guy.}

Terry "Like hell we're surrendering our souls! Bring it on, jackass!"

Terry's mom "Ooh, I like this kid!"

{Wait, I'm older than she is right now!}

Shadow Suit "Heh heh heh...a mere mortal youth challenge me with such disrespect? I shall enjoy watching you suffer..."

{All right, here we go...}

[items]

Glock
Glock Clip
M1911
Dripping Lantern
Mini-jawbreakers
Length of Rope
Sunglasses

lasso the rope around his neck.

{For Terry}

{Quickly I pull out the other end of that length of rope I used and swing the lasso around his neck and pull. He falls to the ground and my mom starts curb stomping him until he stands up and blasts her aside with a black blast of energy}

Shadow Suit "Hmph, pathetic. Surely you can do better."

{At least he didn't break my rope, but I don't think I should try that again...}

Glock
Glock Clip
M1911
Dripping Lantern
Mini-jawbreakers
Sunglasses

quick light the lantern and throw it at him!

{For Terry}

{I whip out the dripping lantern, which causes a nice oily mess on the floor, but I don't have anything to light it!}

Snake anthro "Is that kerosene?! Give me that, quick!"

{Suddenly the snake snatches the lantern out of my hands and throws it. Mom and dad pull out submachine gun and begin firing like crazy at the lantern, causing it to explode in a rain of fire over the enemy. I join in and start firing a bit myself as the figure begins to thrash and try to wipe the flaming liquid off of himself. A piercing screech fills the air and my ears are ringing. There is one last flash and suddenly we're all dropped to the floor at the casino stage.}

Dad "I think we got 'em. That was neat."

{He looks at me and gives me a thumbs up}

Dad "Nice moves, dood; you sure saved our arses!"

Mom "Hell yeah, nice one!"

Oswald "Indeed, very effective."

{The audience looks at us and applauds as my folks are handed a large novelty check for $10,000. Suddenly I get lifted off the ground and am hurled to the floor in a throne room...the same one I was in before!}

Terry "Damn...every time I teleport, I fall on the floor..."

{I stand up and see a strange figure in a black cloak...trench coat hybrid with his face and hands wrapped in bandages. He's wearing real shady clothes.}

Figure "Welcome to my dinner party, pal. I'm serving a special dish today...it...IS YOU!"

{Suddenly, six werewolves emerge from behind the throne and snarl at me.}

Terry "I can't help but be curious and ask if we can negotiate this?"

[Use an item?]

Cellphone
Glock
Glock Clip
M1911
Mini-jawbreakers
Sunglasses

terry, throw some jaw breakers and tell them "eat this!"